I am fortunate/unfortunate to live on the Fulham/Chelsea border. I do go down the Kings Road because I live just off it, I have eaten at Bluebird (both times someone in my party got food poisoning), I have danced while watching others stand around chatting in Raffles and I have, admittedly, chunderred everywah on the Kings AND Fulham Road. Believe this - I am not actually a fan of the place.
Where else in the world do you have to look at men in ridiculously coloured jeans, a button up shirt and either a blazer or cardigan draped over their shoulders? All the women look the same: Tight jeans, brogues and blazers. Both men and women wearing the same outfit? Inbreeding at its finest.
After my little incident in Brighton where I was shot down by an SP I feel the time has come to put them back in their place.
I completely support and encourage the purchase of good quality clothes. I believe every woman and man should have a designer piece in their cupboard – An Investment Buy – and I completely understand the total blow-out purchase, just because. What I don’t understand is why should a good quality £50 TopShop top be so hugely frowned upon? Even if it is teamed with a pair of Acne Jeans? News Flash – I have seen plenty of SPs prancing up and down the Kings Road in designer outfits that look criminal. They need to be whisked into H&M to balance out their outlandish trousers with a simple top.
Majority of my clothes are from the High Street (with a few exceptions) and teamed with the right items, I too can look a million pounds for under a hundred. What really gets me fired up is that they spend all this money on nice rags but yet, they all look the same.
So this is to you, you blonde hair, jean-wearing clones – it wouldn’t kill you to perhaps adopt a more “natural” look and be a little less judgemental of non-100%-designer people.
Oh, and PS – about 5 of you own the same LV bag. Don’t deny it, I saw you all in Jam Tree last weekend.
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